Don't Know Much 'Bout Geography

On the flight back from D.C. to Ft. Lauderdale this afternoon, my two seatmates were a disaffected 19-year old girl and a member of the entourage for a reggae musician called Elephant Man. (Elephant Man himself was in the next row up.)

Here's an actual conversation that took place between them as our plane was on approach for landing...in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida.

Girl (having just opened window): What ocean is that?

Elephant Man lackey: Uh.......(silence)