Monday, June 30, 2003

Nabbed another t-shirt from the Letterman people and their weekly "Top 10 Contest." Another highly constructive use of my time.

Here's this week's list:

Top Ten Signs You're Married To The Hulk

10. He constantly asks you if you think the Green Giant is attractive
Joe M., Pasadena, CA

9. Your husband starts buying clothes at Big & Tall and Green
Dan P., San Francisco, CA

8. Uses "Hulk Strength" Tylenol for his headaches
Jay D., Tillsonburg, Ontario

7. Frequently anger him just to get the pickle jar open
Tim H., Rio Medina, TX

6. Sobs uncontrollably when he hears "It's Not Easy Being Green"
Jen M., San Diego, CA

5. Everyone else is so impressed when he tosses tanks around. You think he looks like a damn fool
Brian D., Millville, MA

4. Flies into a jealous rage whenever you say Shrek is "cute"
Jeremy B., Cincinnati, OH

3. Grew to enormous size and turned green when Clay lost to Ruben
Frank S., Lenox, MA

2. Blames recent failures in the bedroom on "CGI problems"
John R., Cooper City, FL

1. Complains that you never call him "incredible" any more
Bob D., Huntington Beach, CA

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