He's The Fat One, Right?

I've never been a big Roger Ebert fan. I always felt Siskel was better, and more important, funnier.

But Ebert, in his review of the new release "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo," writes one of my all-time favorite lines in a movie review:

Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.

(Hat tip: Jared at Thinklings)