Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Attention Fox News Channel Fans!

Though the network has been doing well, they've reached a crucial juncture. What happens now could determine the next two years of the network.

So if you are a Fox News fan, we must ask you: Would you at least consider murdering your spouse before the end of the year? I know it sounds radical, but it's imperative. With the Peterson trial ending, Greta has maybe two shows left in her at best.

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