From Scrappleface.com:

'Chill Wind' Could Reverse Global Warming

(2003-04-16) -- The Bush Administration hailed yesterday's announcement by Tim Robbins that "a chill wind is blowing in this nation" as a sign of the reversal of global warming.

"We want to thank Mr. Robbins for discovering this meteorological fact," said White House spokesman Ari Fleischer. "It makes us all the more glad that we didn't sign that Kyoto accord."

Mr. Robbins, who earns his living pretending to be someone he's not, will be invited to the White House next month to receive the Boy Scout Weather Merit Badge, the highest honor the United States can confer upon a Hollywood celebrity.