Watch while Chronicles Magazine, the official publication of the more-conservative-than-thou Rockford Institute, plants a big, sloppy, wet one all over the French: A Message to Our French Friends

Among the gems you'll find here:

...we at The Rockford Institute and Chronicles are happier than ever with our decision to hold a conference in France in May 2003. Despite the false stereotype created by some Francophobic English and American writers, the French people are among the most courteous in the world, and we know that we can expect, even in this difficult period, nothing but the kindness and good manners that have always been shown to us and our friends and colleagues on trips to France.

And you look very lovely today, too, Mrs. Cleaver...