Have you even begun to fathom how incomprehensibly awful the Detroit Tigers are this season?

They're two losses away from equaling the all-time record set by Marvelous Marv Throneberry's '62 Mets. And the '62 Mets were losing to girl's softball teams. There ought to be a rule, and I'm not kidding about this, that if your franchise loses more than 110 games in a single season, it's over. They pull the plug, shut you down, and distribute your god-awful players among any other teams that might inexplicably desire to have them.