Mother Sheehan Joins The Onion

Cindy Sheehan has left Texas to follow all the reporters who suddenly couldn't care less about her to storm-ravaged Louisiana. Issuing a communique on MichaelMoore.com (you really just can't make this stuff up), "Mother" Sheehan (who's fame clock just struck its sixteenth minute) writes:

George Bush needs to stop talking, admit the mistakes of his all around failed administration, pull our troops out of occupied New Orleans and Iraq, and excuse his self [sic] from power.

Yes, lets hope he excuses hisself.

Beating the (presumably disappointed) Onion to the punch, Cindy Sheehan calls for the end of the military occupation of....New Orleans. She also adds this gem:

...what I saw was a city that is occupied. I saw soldiers walking around in patrols of 7 with their weapons slung on their backs. I wanted to ask one of them what it would take for one of them to shoot me.

And wouldn't all of America love to find out? That's the first question she's asked yet that I'm dying to see the answer to.

Hey, Cindy, Charlie Manson just called. He wants his crazy back.

(Hat tip: Drudge)