Then Emmanuel Lewis Did A Cartwheel

I haven't caught this show yet (and don't intend to), so I have little idea what any of this is about. But there's not a word of this lede from USA Today that I don't find side-splittingly hilarious:

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Joey Lawrence wore just the right outfit to be cast off Dancing With the Stars— a sailor suit.

Lawrence, who donned a version of the Navy uniform to honor his grandfather's World War II service, lost out to Emmitt Smith and Mario Lopez for the chance to compete in next week's finale of the ABC celebrity dance contest.

Federico Fellini, call your office.

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