Pete Rose: I never, ever, ever bet on baseball.

Pete's friends: Pete did too bet on baseball. A lot, for a long time.

Pete Rose: Okay, I bet on baseball. But I never bet from the clubhouse.

Pete's friends: Actually, he did bet from the clubhouse. Quite a bit.

Pete Rose: Uhhhhhh....okay, I bet from the clubhouse. But I never bet on Tuesdays.

Pete's friends: Sorry. Tuesday was probably Pete's biggest betting day.

Pete Rose: Doh!