Ann Coulter's column from the Democratic Convention, which USA Today commissioned and then refused to print, is now available online.

Though the column is typically hilarious, there's no way USA Today was going to print this. I could have told Ann going in.

Here's the first sentence:

Here at the Spawn of Satan convention in Boston, conservatives are deploying a series of covert signals to identify one another, much like gay men do.

Refusing to print it isn't censorship, it's simply a desire to avoid suicide.

Nonetheless, Ann Coulter rules.