On my way into work this morning, I saw a United Methodist Church with this on its sign:
JESUS FIRST SAID: MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR
Aside from the dubious biblical value of such an assertion, I also had to double-check my watch to make sure that it's still 2004, and that I didn't wake up in a rip in the fabric of the time/space continuum. What will they have up there next week?:
TUNE IN, TURN ON, DROP OUT
THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF AQUARIAS
WE LOVE RINGO!