On my way into work this morning, I saw a United Methodist Church with this on its sign:

JESUS FIRST SAID: MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR

Aside from the dubious biblical value of such an assertion, I also had to double-check my watch to make sure that it's still 2004, and that I didn't wake up in a rip in the fabric of the time/space continuum. What will they have up there next week?:

TUNE IN, TURN ON, DROP OUT

THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF AQUARIAS

FLOWER POWER

Or perhaps:

WE LOVE RINGO!