When I was at lunch, I heard a caller on Rush point out something interesting: if, as MTV and the performers in question are claiming, the Justin Timberlake/Janet Jackson halftime thing was unplanned, then Mr. Timberlake probably should be sitting in a Houston jail cell right now for sexual assault.

I'd love to see someone press the issue. Did they pre-plan this display (which, of course, we all know they did), or is it something that Timberlake just did, in which case he fondled a woman and forcibly exposed her in front of hundreds of millions of people?