Monday, November 08, 2004

Good Thing There's Plexiglass Around The Cage

Maureen Dowd of the New York Times, never the picture of stability to begin with, has become completely unhinged at the reelection of George W. Bush. On Sunday, the bitter old spinster boozehound completely flipped.

At this point, it's nothing more than pure monkey rage (as my friend Revjab calls it). This is not punditry. Maureen Dowd is now simply flinging her own poop around her cage:
W.'s presidency rushes backward, stifling possibilities, stirring intolerance, confusing church with state, blowing off the world, replacing science with religion, and facts with faith. We're entering another dark age, more creationist than cutting edge, more premodern than postmodern. Instead of leading America to an exciting new reality, the Bushies cocoon in a scary, paranoid, regressive reality. Their new health care plan will probably be a return to leeches.
Oh, well as long as we're being reasonable about it....

Ooooh, it's impressive how cool and rational and scientific these blue state intellectuals are!

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