Does anyone happen to have a high-powered sniper rifle I could borrow for a minute?
That couple dancing on the roof in silhouette in the LowerMyBills.com online ad has popped up on my browser one too many times. I'm gonna take 'em out once and for all.
But they move around a lot, so it might take a few extra shots.
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