I've been summoned for my first jury duty later this month. I've actually been called twice in the past, but both times (miraculously), the summons arrived literally the week I was moving out of the state in which I was called.

I'm old-fashioned in that I actually believe I'm under a moral obligation to serve, since I believe that juries shouln't only be composed, as one comedian said during the O.J. Simpson farce, of "people who are too stupid to get out of jury duty." On the other hand, I have no real desire to spend any more than about a day at the disgusting Broward County Courthouse.

Perhaps the most efficient thing to do would be to direct the attorneys to my blog, a short perusal of which should get me dismissed forthwith.